Kragnar

(krag'nar) pr.noun: Kragnar is a demonic creature that spawned out of the center of "The Devil's Hole" in Putnam county. Kragnar is an ugly monster that resembles a Fat Gothic girl, but with john belushi face as he would look now. Small horns bud out of the top of Kragnar's black gelled down hair, and it also has and small mouth that extends from it's normal mouth like in aliens. several tenticles can be seen seen snatching small children that walk by to be absorbed into its body. It travels by night with its larged leathery wings that sprout out of its back, causeing nohing but evil and havok to those that live in the 352 area. Kragnar has been labeled as a hoax by some, but a threat by others. like bigfoot the locness monster, and other mystical creatures, Kragnar is almost impossible to capture a good picture of. if i can say anything, to you, it would be not to be a hero! dont try to capture this beast or take pictures without expert training...you will die. the only known photograph of Kragnar was taken by a young irish lad named Ryan O'malley. though the flash was off and he was never heard from again, you can see the demonic outline of Kragnar as it devours his body.

Kragnar WILL kill you...no joke. it aint funny

by Steele Fresh September 9, 2006

Kragnor

Kragnor, The God of Thespians. Creator of heaven, thespians and all things drama. One in the trinity of actor, director and back stage crew.

Praise Kragnor for he hath blessed us!

Kragnor has hallowed this sacred production.

Have you repented to Kragnor today? If you don't you will forget your lines...

by prophetofkragnor June 5, 2010

Kraglar

1) The act of going crazy.

2) Getting drunk.

Also, can be used as Krag.

Let's get kraglar this weekend.

by Lance Mitch October 6, 2008

Krognar

The nerdiest of nerds. They know more about a single subject of nerd culture and hyper-specialize in it. They are the finest of graybeards in their field of study. Often overweight and sporting a fashionable neckbeard. Or they are the old guy at the convention/card shop that knows all. They are to be renowned and revered.

"Dude, I was at the card shop the other day and this krognar really helped me out with my deck."

"Jake is a real krognar when it comes to Warhammer."

by That dude with a neck beard. April 21, 2023