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krauting 

When a girl eats Saurkraut off your balls.
krauting? Tonight? Fuck yea - she's krauting all night. We're talking Costco sized.
krauting by thinkev June 16, 2016
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krauting 

The act of telling a persin that you want to hang out and then ditching them.
he's krauting us again
krauting by Rjendidiejjtn September 2, 2018
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Kratting 

When you creep on girls so hard you go from normal to creeper status. This also includes taking privy pictures of girls at bars, street corners, beaches, and the grocery store. There are specific rules to kratting such as silencing your phone when taking pictures and wearing shades at all times.
We were at the beach today and there were so many hot girls. Man we were kratting so hard.

That guy is a master kratsman.

You have won the KOTY (Kratsman of the year) award.

I'm kratting so hard it's kratastic.
Kratting by DT CEO July 8, 2012

krautling 

krautling is to niglet as kraut is to negro
krautling by olympics21 October 6, 2011
A gigantic smile

A smile so bright it makes your day
I once caught a chick Krafting to a horribile joke I made because she dug me.
Krafting by Plick456 August 25, 2010

Krausing 

When somebody posts a status update on Facebook, then is the first to comment on their own status update and then 'likes' both their own original status update and any following comments that they post. It is generally used when the author of the status update thinks their status is so awesome that somebody should have commented because it was so funny/awesome/original etc. These status updates often involve completely unnecessary hash tags that piss people off.
"Mate, can you stop Krausing, you're status updates are boring and nobody cares that you tagged somebody because you're on your way to meet them"
Krausing by Anonymous_1234_Cat August 11, 2013

Robert Krafting 

The act of owning a football team, wearing chains, and soliciting prostitutes.
When I grow up I want to do some Robert Krafting.
Robert Krafting by Slim Tim Jim February 22, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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