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The art of pulling out right before ejaculation during doggy style and proceeding to nut on the girls back. Then you open a box of Kraft Mac n' Cheese and dump the dry macaroni on the girl's cum-covered back. Shout what the macaroni picture you made looks like after the girl stands up so the dry macaroni not bonded by the adhesive falls off.
Dude - SPACESHIP!
GIRL - Are you kraftin on me again?
Dude - Shut up bitch! (insert backhand)
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krofting 

Guzzling champagne from someone's butthole. Named after 60 minutes star, Steve Kroft.
Krofting at the VIP
krofting by Explixitx January 9, 2015
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Kratting 

When you creep on girls so hard you go from normal to creeper status. This also includes taking privy pictures of girls at bars, street corners, beaches, and the grocery store. There are specific rules to kratting such as silencing your phone when taking pictures and wearing shades at all times.
We were at the beach today and there were so many hot girls. Man we were kratting so hard.

That guy is a master kratsman.

You have won the KOTY (Kratsman of the year) award.

I'm kratting so hard it's kratastic.
Kratting by DT CEO July 8, 2012
A gigantic smile

A smile so bright it makes your day
I once caught a chick Krafting to a horribile joke I made because she dug me.
Krafting by Plick456 August 25, 2010

Robert Krafting 

The act of owning a football team, wearing chains, and soliciting prostitutes.
When I grow up I want to do some Robert Krafting.
Robert Krafting by Slim Tim Jim February 22, 2019

Kratinoff 

A celebratory shot composed of a distinguished blend of a fellatial-forward whiskey (distilled in mahogany casks) that is misogynistically blended with pappy aged syrup lacking moral restraint. Shake semi-abusively in an iced Cocktail Shaker for no more than 40 winks. Strain and pour into a 1.5 ounce Kratinoffian glass garnished with erotic humiliation and revolutionary triumph. Serve while chilled.
Congratulations, Brandon. Kratinoffs for everyone to celebrate your success!

krauting 

When a girl eats Saurkraut off your balls.
krauting? Tonight? Fuck yea - she's krauting all night. We're talking Costco sized.
krauting by thinkev June 16, 2016