Kraft Shingles 

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.

We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.

Kraft Shingles by Wackattack. June 10, 2011

The Kraft Singles Method 

When your having sex with a girl and she asks you to put on a condom, you pull out a Kraft Singles Mac & Cheese cheese packet that you've been saving in your pocket, and open it to fake the sound of a condom wrapper opening. Later, when she asks you to go down on her, you pour the cheese into her pussy to make it taste better.

"She asked me to go down on her!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"

The Kraft Singles Method by Pimp Daddy Sam January 5, 2021

Kraft Singles

Untasty yellow squares of "pasteurized prepared cheese product" made by Kraft. Commonly used to make sandwiches.

All you have is Kraft Singles? Fuck

Kraft Singles by Me ^____________^ April 24, 2009

kraft singles bandit 

someone who steals cheese from a party

"did you hear that nick bitetto stole cheese from a party?"
"yeah he's the kraft singles bandit!!"

kraft singles bandit by lawl thomas November 7, 2009

Kraft Singles

A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)

Yo I just cashed my check so I got a wallet full of kraft singles, drinks are on me

Kraft Singles by Markei December 28, 2005

Kraft Singles

A brand of cheese slices made by Kraft called Kraft Singles. They are good for you, and can be used to make cheese sandwiches. Yum.

Mom, do we have any Kraft Singles?

Kraft Singles by Jordan The PWNAGE Duddd March 31, 2007

Kraft Singles

When a pitcher is throwing straight cheese on the mound or "bringing the heat"

That pitcher is delivering the Kraft Singles. Pitcher can be referred to as the Dairy Man because he is delivering the dairy within the cheese.

Kraft Singles by Mark Laurito April 9, 2007