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An occasion or event at which good times are had.
Question: "Hey did you have a good time at the gay video dance bar last night?"

Answer: "Yeah it was totally singles...Mike and Steve were up dancing on the bar again."
Singles by Gavin S May 2, 2008
“Hi, can I get a singles please?”
Singles by Castillooooo June 24, 2022
Noun. One dollar bills. Never used in the singular form. Can also refer to coins or gambling chips with a one dollar denomination.
A five dollar bill and three singles equals $8.

singles awareness day 

Alternate name for Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th), usually used in a negative sense by those who have no valentine.
singles awareness day by dbs_chicago February 14, 2006

singles awareness day 

February 14th, the day that every single man realizes "Damn, I forgot to get a girlfriend." Usually the wiser of the men realize this days ahead based on the many pink and red hearts and fluffy overpriced things found as they go to purchase their beer, or perhaps whilst sitting on the couch enjoying the rerun of 'Independence Day' realizing that every other television advertisement contains the word 'love' or a suggestion to the holiday most refer to as "Valentine's day".

Singles Awareness Day is also abbreviated "SAD" which can be found quite fitting to many people, ironic to the people in relationships, and quite clever to those who don't give a shit either way.
Boy: "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Girl: "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
*slaps boy in the face and walks off*

Singles Game of Tug of War 

A singles game of Tug of War is simply masterbation.
Jane caught Bob playing a singles game of tug of war.