adj. A word used to describe one who is way to drunk. Symptoms may include throwing up, being a badass, thinking you are African American and in rare cases waking up confused to why you are not clothed.
Oscar was so kriched last night that he passed out on the picnic tableoutside.
The term used when the food you order at an establishement is no longer available after the order, and you are required to chose something else, that may be a dissapointment.
"We are going to have to Kwach your order, the steak is no longer available"
"I got kwached, was really looking forward to that meal"
It 1: youre a creackhead bro
It 2: no dude its crakheyd
It 3: cmon yall gotta be kidding its krackhead
It 4: i hate all of you is crackerhead moron It 5: burst to the door with dr martins boots skaters ITS KRAKHED