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David Kozin 

David Kozin is the sexiest guy you’ll ever know. He’s funny, he’s strong, loving, has good humor, will never let you down, an amazing driver, intelligent and has an enormous cock.
Person: Ayo that’s David Kozin what’s good my guy
DK the motherfuckin mvp!
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Koino Shower 

The sexual act where a female stands over a partner and releases menstrual blood on their face. Like a golden shower, but red.
"I would take you in the koino shower" -Illseraec
Koino Shower by Kimmicakes December 25, 2013

Koinophobia 

The fear that you've lived an ordinary life.
My grandpa explained his feeling of koinophobia while on his deathbed.
I'm feeling utterly koinophobic.
Koinophobia by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021
A nice warm and cozzy fella that masterbates in his master bed room. And is called koz
He is so cozzy

Koziol masterbates in his master bed room
koziol by meemmmeess May 25, 2017

Koinophobia 

Koinophobia/key-noh-foh-biuh/adjective

The fear that you’re an ordinary being; that despite wanting to be extrodinary, you’re mind- numbingly, sickeningly, and painfully ordinary- leaving you wondering if people can find qualities in you to love, or miss
“I’m scared to die.”

“Why?”

“My koinophobia makes me wonder if I did enough, and if anyone will remember me.”
Koinophobia by cevityy June 6, 2022
ilko kozina and stjepan kozina and ivan kozina
kozina by ilko kozina March 14, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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