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koukontenshi 

A person who goes into threads, journals, blogs, posts and insults the person in a way that almost looks like they arn't. (See Example A.)

A koukontenshi is also a hypocrit since its most likely thier own blog is filled with things seen in example B.
Example A:
User 1: Sigh, I'm feeling a little lonely today
User 2: Oh how sad, perhaps you should build a raft for that river of tears.
User 1: your really pulling a koukontenshi with that post.

Example B:
koukontenshi journal: Oh my, I am sick again, I shall have to make more appointments with the hospital to see what is killing me, oh woe is me, i hope I am okay.
koukontenshi by Rabbitpunch March 6, 2005
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A rotary device used to clean lint and dust off of clothes and other various materials. Is always a huge sexual innuendo when used infront of other people
Slut: Excuse me, did you just rotate your korbond at me?
Manwhore:Urm duh, now clean that sofa so we can have sex on it.
korbond by Liammm October 28, 2008
Rare tajik female name. It means unique combination of attractiveness and cleverness. According to traditional fairy tales, girls named Khubon will be gifted with unbelievable happiness and true love.
She was tolerable but not beautiful enough as Khubon is.

I saw Khubon in the early morning last time before we parted for 10 years.
Khubon by Madina321 November 20, 2021
Def: 1 A Kobe with a raging boner.

Def: 2 A word used to describe a person with a boner for a Kobe.
That person has a koboner.

“I have got such a koboner from looking at that person.”
koboner by Snakatack May 7, 2018
kubon is a guy that steals your girl. he usually has a small penis. he is a dickhead that seems like a great guy but will only break your heart
girl 1: are you still going out with kubon

girl 2: ya

girl 1: he only went out with me to get my nudes he's a fuckboy
kubon by Larry.R.Murphy April 23, 2019
He sells all the most kouboubu stuff.
Kouboubu by Naenae love July 11, 2020
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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