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Def: 1 A Kobe with a raging boner.

Def: 2 A word used to describe a person with a boner for a Kobe.

That person has a koboner.

“I have got such a koboner from looking at that person.”

koboner by Snakatack May 7, 2018

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koboner

A male kobeni

Koboners are taxonomically classified as kobenis.

koboner by NFTeez deez nuts October 28, 2023

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koboner • kooner • koonery • keboner

Kooner

A kooner is an adjunct to a wealthy individuals lifestyle. It is immeasurable in arbitrary value, and is often a term of praise or awe.

OMG look at that kooner on his yatch!
He balls so hard he's surrounded by kooners

Kooner by shefay September 4, 2014

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Koonery

It means dumb shit bullshit basically

ayo that nigga on sum koonery

Koonery by keiidhdd October 11, 2018

Koonery

Dumb shit Bullshit

That nigga on sum koonery yo

Koonery by keiidhdd October 11, 2018

kooner

The word Kooner , was derived in the Late 1990's from the mispronunciation of the last name Kuenzer. As others might call it, (Koon-zer). In 2004, the "Z" was removed, to make it shorter, and now pronounced Kooner. Right now the "Kooner" is nowhere to be found, but rumored to be staying around the neighborhood of MPH.

Fuck, It's the Kooner.

kooner by Killsquad April 10, 2008

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keboner

An occasion upon which a man experiences an erection either whilst eating or a result of eating a kebab

"Hey man, you hungry?"
"I could eat, how about Dino's kebab house?"
"Yeah definitely, the Chicken-Doner mix from that place gives me a raging keboner"

keboner by BobbyRock January 6, 2016

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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