koboner 

Def: 1 A Kobe with a raging boner.

Def: 2 A word used to describe a person with a boner for a Kobe.

That person has a koboner.

“I have got such a koboner from looking at that person.”

koboner by Snakatack May 7, 2018

koboner 

A male kobeni

Koboners are taxonomically classified as kobenis.

koboner by NFTeez deez nuts October 28, 2023

Kooner 

A kooner is an adjunct to a wealthy individuals lifestyle. It is immeasurable in arbitrary value, and is often a term of praise or awe.

OMG look at that kooner on his yatch!
He balls so hard he's surrounded by kooners

Kooner by shefay September 4, 2014

Koonery

It means dumb shit bullshit basically

ayo that nigga on sum koonery

Koonery by keiidhdd October 11, 2018

Koonery

Dumb shit Bullshit

That nigga on sum koonery yo

Koonery by keiidhdd October 11, 2018

kooner 

The word Kooner , was derived in the Late 1990's from the mispronunciation of the last name Kuenzer. As others might call it, (Koon-zer). In 2004, the "Z" was removed, to make it shorter, and now pronounced Kooner. Right now the "Kooner" is nowhere to be found, but rumored to be staying around the neighborhood of MPH.

Fuck, It's the Kooner.

kooner by Killsquad April 10, 2008

keboner

An occasion upon which a man experiences an erection either whilst eating or a result of eating a kebab

"Hey man, you hungry?"
"I could eat, how about Dino's kebab house?"
"Yeah definitely, the Chicken-Doner mix from that place gives me a raging keboner"

keboner by BobbyRock January 6, 2016