Kotz

To crap one's pants at a business meeting and then tell others about it.

"I hope I don't Kotz myself at the Board Meeting today."

by Brookmine Associates March 20, 2009

gretchen kotz

Hot, sexy, German, loveable girl who has the biggest heart and craves for adventure, Gretchens are typically blonde and smart and end up with guys named James, Fred, or Richie. Gretchens are extremely gullible yet have a sense of truth which makes them good girlfriends. Everyone loves Gretchens.

Did you see my girlfriend, she's a complete Gretchen Kotz!

by Haute Girl March 1, 2017

Kotzo

When someone comes to your place , drinks all your booze, rock n' rolls all night, and has sex with your mom/sister/girlfriend.

Bob: damn Jeff , you are hungover today huh?
Jeff: Holy shit yea, last night I went to Bill's place and pulled a Kotzo. I think I got his sister pregnant. Gimme a beer.

by ZakZakzak October 19, 2012

Kotzur

A ridiculously attractive male, the perfect adorkable nerd that every woman wants to have.
See also: bootylicious

Wow I wish I could get myself a Kotzur!

Emma is dating a Kotzur, I'm sooooooo jealous :(

by Diesal587 July 13, 2014

kotzy

someone who is born with a bent penis

Dude, that guys got a dick like kotzy!

by Justin Acton November 5, 2006

kotze

Kotze is a german word for something really ugly. When you vomit - You spit: Kotze ! Got it?

das ist zum kotzen !

by Oliver February 2, 2004

Kotzed

To crap one's pants at a business meeting, and then actually tell people about it.

"You won't believe this! Dave told me he Kotzed himself at that Board Meeting yesterday!"

by Brookmine Associates March 20, 2009