D: That's a nice car. Porsche?
A: Yep, that's my kotik.

D: Wow, look at those chicks over there!
A: Kotiki!

D: What are you doing today?
A: Chilling with my kotik.

Referring to a close friend, girlfriend or boyfriend: Kotik, could you please get me a drink?

kotik by Matroskin September 29, 2009

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kotkit

It's literally TikTok backwards

kotkit is better than tiktok you shit

kotkit by fc2078 January 17, 2021

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Koniking

Koniking: v. a simplistic from of trolling, whereby an individual pontificates on subject upon which they have little to no knowledge, or the information they posses is inherently faulty. This form of trolling is special in that the koniker has poor literary, debate, and intellectual skills, made obvious by a repeated use of banal insults, and incoherent attacks based on religion, sexual behaviors, personal hygiene, or ‘your mama’ jokes.

stanley just went on koniking like a bloody moron for hours

Koniking by MEIGH May 5, 2004

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Koiki

a sweet purple haired rat who deserves more love and popularity.

Also known as a headcanon nickname for pregame Kokichi Ouma.

Person: Koiki is so adorable!
Other Person: He deserves EVERYTHING!

Koiki by ouma and his definitions April 30, 2019

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Kontiki Smile

A naked girl with her back to you, bending over and waving at you between her legs.

Kontiki Smile by My Cock October 23, 2003

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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