Koniged 

Being sold something by a company only to find out a week later that it's not available. Usually showing plenty in stock but in reality having zero. Showing a general lack of interest in correcting inventory reports.

I bought these really awesome Konig wheels for Scion tC a week ago. I didn't hear anything for a week so I called only to find out that they never had the wheels that they showed in stock. I got Koniged.

Koniged by therealwheelshady March 5, 2011

donkey konged

To fuck a person from behind and pound on their head and back like crazy.

Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.

Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.

donkey konged by anal shah January 3, 2009

konged 

the act or instance of being fucked

oh shit!!! i lost my history report!!!! im so konged

konged by A SQUAD May 28, 2009

Konied 

To abduct a child out of his/her natural habitat for your own needs. Usually against abducted child's will.

That man just konied him away.

Konied by Kony Uganda June 21, 2012

Konged 

When you cough really hard after taking a bong hit or marijuana.

Damn dude, you just konged so hard after taking that fatty rip!

Konged by Lindsblinds97 August 17, 2017

Konged out 

In a state of deep slumber from exhaustion

Don't bother mom, she's konged out after her 10 hour shift

Konged out by SevenSins7 April 20, 2018

king konged 

Demolishing everything in your path so bad that it looks like New York after King Kong was done with it.

I just King Konged that pizza. I need more.

king konged by gman7985 October 20, 2015