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Konataism 

a religion(similar to Haruhiism) that follows the practices of Konata Izumi from the anime Lucky Star
"Why do u play dating sims all night insted of studying for the big test?"
"I practice Konataism"

"Timotei, timotei.....TIMOTEI"
Konataism by Mnayr2 May 23, 2009
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The humanoid tree spirits in Mononoke-hime that rattle their heads.
1.Characters in Mononoke-hime
Kodamas are regarded as bad omens but are representitives of a healthy forest.
Kodamas by Velma_Vigilante November 25, 2007

Konata Izumi

Konata Izumi, or Izumi Konata in her birthplace of Japan, is an Anime Character from the show Lucky Star

Konata enjoys anime although being in an anime herself and is pretty much a boy with everything.

Most people recognize Konata as a girl with long blue hair, or the main source of :3 or =3
Konata Izumi: I can't wait to get home and play my dating sims :D
Konata Izumi by NatsukiKonaKon January 14, 2010
To make a nice looking game and cancel it for no reason. Like with Silent Hills and a remake of the original 1980s Metal Gear with David Hayter reprising his role as Snake.
Guy 1: Dude have you seen the trailer for Bloodborne 2? It looks awesome!
Guy 2: I was so hyped up for it but I heard the game got cancelled.
Guy 1: Goddamnit I bet Konami was involved in this bullshit!

Kosnamak 

(Iranian Slang) - DISAPPROVING
An Iranian adjective which is used in order to describe a person who thinks is so funny which in actual fact is not at all.
Kos refers to pussy in English and Namak refers to salt. So the term Kosnamak alludes to "The salt of pussy" or "Any thing that's pussy-related".
Iranians call a witty person "Ba namak", meaning salty and funny with a great sense of humor.
You're the most kosnamak on the face of planet earth !

A-Hey doc, I'm not feeling good today.
B- Try to feel good.
A- Hahaha, You're such a Kosnamak motherfucker!

A-What do you think of Him?
B- He thinks he's funny but he's a genuine Kosnamak.

Konami Code

Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start.

In the 80s, Konami of America and Japan released many games for the Nintendo Entertainment System. Traditionally, programmers would program in hidden 'cheat codes' to help make gameplay easier, which aided especially during late testing periods before commercial launch.

Konami released many popular games on the NES during this era, such as Gradius, Life Force, and Contra. These titles, as well as many subsequent ones, used the same cheat code listed above. Because of it's reoccurence, it became known as 'The Konami Code', and knowing it by heart is one of the trademark signs of a true, old-school gamer.

A common alteration on this code is:
Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right, B, A, SELECT, Start.

Many people mentally add in a 'select' in there for one reason only--on the menu screen, pressing select changed the cursor to '2 players' instead of '1 player'. Contra was always more fun to play with a friend.
Konami Code by Ashtar the Fox March 22, 2003