Kosnamak

(Iranian Slang) - DISAPPROVING
An Iranian adjective which is used in order to describe a person who thinks is so funny which in actual fact is not at all.
Kos refers to pussy in English and Namak refers to salt. So the term Kosnamak alludes to "The salt of pussy" or "Any thing that's pussy-related".
Iranians call a witty person "Ba namak", meaning salty and funny with a great sense of humor.

You're the most kosnamak on the face of planet earth !

A-Hey doc, I'm not feeling good today.
B- Try to feel good.
A- Hahaha, You're such a Kosnamak motherfucker!

A-What do you think of Him?
B- He thinks he's funny but he's a genuine Kosnamak.

Kosnamak by The Kosnamaks Community Inc. December 9, 2018

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Kosnamak

Kosnamak is a word used for a person telling a lame joke or someone who tries to be funny by saying something unfunny

1-Dude our teacher is such a kosnamak , He keeps calling me for eyes cause of my glasses
2-One of my classmates is such a kosnamak that when he cracks a joke you can literally hear crickets chirp

Kosnamak by PB9978 August 15, 2018

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