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Daniel Kolesnikov 

Daniel is the name given to my boyfriend. MY boyfriend. He's smart. Reallllly smart. I was studying the polyatomic ions and I named the first one, Ammonium, and he told me the correct formula for it. He's cute, too. He brought me flowers and he calls me 'cutie'. We've covered that he's sweet and cute, but not hot. HE'S SO HOT. Ladies, he's mine. But like, he's so hot, I don't blame you for thirsting over him. He has back muscles, a great chest and arms, and the hottest shoulders possible. Overall, Daniel Kolesnikov is the name given to a boy who will do great things in his life. He will succeed, love, and make hella bank to buy me cute dresses.
Bio Girl: "Omg Daniel Kolesnikov is sooooo cute"
Bio Girl 2: "He is, but I heard he's dating Paola."
Daniel Kolesnikov by Princess.Paola October 29, 2023
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Kolesnikov 

1)A male whos main goal in life is to become rich.

2)In his pursuit of becoming rich, he also saves a helpless females life.

3)An extremly determined male.
The little boy dreamed of growing up to become a kolesnikov.
Kolesnikov by Alexandriaezzard March 5, 2007
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