Kochaine is a highly addictive substance derived from the rare and toxic Koch parasite, cousin to thefairly common North American Kochroach. Kochaine is harvested from the manure of obscenely wealthy billionaires. Kochaine abuse destroys lives and frequent use leads to erratic, zombie-like behavior, turning addicts into "koch-heads". Side effects may include selective hearing, partial blindness, delusions of grandeur and criminal impulses.

Scott Walker was so high on kochaine he refused to negotiate with democratic senators, forcing Wisconsin to recall his stupid ass. What a koch-head!

kochaine by Mayadidas March 28, 2011

Related Words

Kodhai • Kohai • Kodai • kochaine • Kouhai • kowhai • Kodaikanal International School • Kodain • Kodhi • Kohaine

Kouhai

A "kouhai" is your junior at work, school, or a group. Usually they belong to the same organization as you but they entered the organization after you. A "kouhai" could also be someone who has entered the same "industry" as you but at a later date. In this case "industry" has a very broad meaning, e.g. the entertainment industry, a professional sports league.

A sempai with a kouhai, an elder student with a younger student. Senior (Sempai/Senpai) with a Sophmore (Kouhai).

Kouhai by M. Massacre November 11, 2010

Kohai

A senpai and kohai are generally similar in a lot of ways. They’re usually fairly close in age, and have a similar occupation and social standing.The differences is when it comes to seniority and/or experience.

Two people may both be students at the same school, but if one is a first-year student and the other is a third-year, then that would constitute a senpai/kohai relationship.

Kohai by TenIsCas October 28, 2013

kouhai

Someone who wants to be noticed by Senpai.

I'm senpai's kouhai... why won't senpai notice me?!

kouhai by Anon006 November 27, 2012

Kohai

A downclass man or woman associated with trying to get senpai to notice them and will stop at nothing to get their attention.

Kohai:"I just killed everyone in the school so I can assure senpai will notice me"
Senpai:*Doesn't notice*

Kohai by Worship August 12, 2015

Kodain

Adjective: A cold-blooded, morbid, pessimistic and wicked person that is unsocial and sometimes is refered to as the lonewolf or the outcast during the school years.

"Hey look, there comes that guy that always does everything alone and never says anything"

"Oh, you mean the Kodain?"

Kodain by Christoffer Lågbacka December 9, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026