knutson 

adjective best used for something really far-out and fucked up

Dude, I ate the roadkill's cerebellum that's splattered on the sidewalk

oh my god that's so knutson!

knutson by KnutsonTorkel June 25, 2017

knutson 

male placing hand down pants conjuring ball sweat onto finger tips, then giving an unsuspecting victim a wet-willy-like surprise

I just gave Jenn a knutson after we did it, Classic!

knutson by Cecil Jones February 11, 2010

Pulling a Knutson 

To Pull a Knutson you must hang out and do stuff to a women for more than an hour's time, but in return your woman does nothing to you, causing SEVERE "Blue Balls" and going home later that night to angrily masterbate with the lights off, your dog, and a jar of peanut butter.

Dear Christ, Nova gave me such blue balls that I ended up pulling a Knutson. My dog, Chex, was not to pleased.

Pulling a Knutson by Chaseaferd September 12, 2010

Samuel Knutton

Verb
1. To pull a Samuel Knutton is to theoretically cause all women within a 100-yard radius to instantly orgasm.

Noun
1. The sexiest man alive
2. A person with the nicest most dripping wet legs in the universe, they make you want to go all doggo and hump that shit and impregnate his legs. (I let my girlfriend write this one)

Verb
1. Holy crap! Did you see Gavin just pull a Samuel Knutton!

Noun
1. That guy is such a Samuel Knutton
2. I don't even want to make an example for this one.

Samuel Knutton by KellKvothe January 29, 2019

knudson 

A slang word for "vagina".

She has a tiny knudson. Oh! Look at her knudson! Make sure her knudson is clean.

knudson by polishedgemajewel April 2, 2010

knutzon 

1. perfect; sexy; smart; cool
2. a woman of the perfect mold
3. a wonderwall

That girl is definitely a knutzon.

knutzon by Philly love May 24, 2006

Knudson Mule

When you blow your load while getting head on a riding lawnmower, Then you donkey kick her in the back of the head while she's getting off the mower.

Dude Amy hasn't been at work lately do you know where she is? Ya I heard she's been in the hospital with a concussion after John gave her that Knudson Mule on Sunday.

Knudson Mule by Baby Buttons October 25, 2015