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knucklebumped a floater 

when one's aggressive ass-wiping causes him or her to forcefully strike the chocolaty log within the toilet bowl.
i was taking a behemoth dump on my break before i looked at my phone and saw that i had only one minute 'til punch in time. i was wiping so aggressively/quickly that i, accidentally, knucklebumped a floater.

Knucklebob 

Fingering your bootyhole or the bootyhole of another with your middle finger up to the third knuckle.
Beth was squirming last night when I did a little knucklebob.

I can’t shit today. I knucklebobbed myself last night.
Knucklebob by Eaton Holgoode October 6, 2017

knucklebabies 

n. knucklebabies is the outcome a male gets after he roughs up his suspect (masterbates) and dosent release his sperm into a sock or something and it is all over the back of his hand.
I got home late lastnight and my wife was asleep,so i went to the computer and racked out a batch of knucklebabies.

knucklebabies 

Sperm or semen, especially when induced by masturbation.
"Yo Scooter, what's up with your petrified Kleenex?"

"It's nothin' dude, just my knucklebabies from rubbing one out earlier today."
knucklebabies by dandruffy August 16, 2008

knuckle bomb 

shitting in a girls sauce pan and living it on simmer because she wont drive you home after having sex with her
Steve left with some chick last night who refused to drive him home after having sex so once she passed out he knuckle bombed her and walked home
knuckle bomb by B.C.051 March 13, 2010

knucklebone 

Jeff: Maria has let every guy in our grade knucklebone her

George: What a slut
knucklebone by LeManssssssss3 October 15, 2014
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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