i was taking a behemoth dump on my break before i looked at my phone and saw that i had only one minute 'til punch in time. i was wiping so aggressively/quickly that i, accidentally, knucklebumped a floater.
n. knucklebabies is the outcome a male gets after he roughs up his suspect (masterbates) and dosent release his sperm into a sock or somethingand it is all over the back of his hand.
I got home late lastnight and my wife was asleep,so i went to the computer and racked out a batch of knucklebabies.