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Noun: someone that you see a lot and know so much about but you have never talked to
They have always been a knowson to me, always right next to my bus stop to pick up their little brother.
Knowson by Andromedead August 9, 2023
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The best singer. He's from Poland. He sings ,, Bą włajaż''. He's handsome.
Did you hear the last song of Kowson? It's called Bą włajaż.
Kowson by Elo, Aloha, Nice November 8, 2018

Knowshon Moreno 

1.) (noun) The current starting running back redshirt freshman for UGA. As of Novermber 3rd, 2007, Moreno rushed over 1,000 yards as a freshman, the second player in UGA history to do so (Herschel Walker was the first). As #24 on Georgia's offense, Moreno has been known to break multiple tackles simultaneously, juke speeding bullets, jump over buildings, outrun superman, crank that soulja boy midplay, pimp Lindsay Lohan, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and stiff arm Chuck Norris.

2.) (verb) To brutally beat an opponent or adversary to the point where they cry like a little bitch.
1.) a.)The Florida Gators took a paternity test and found out that Knowshon was their daddy.
b.)Chuck Norris only watches TV when Knowshon Moreno is playing, and he's on his couch shivering in fear the whole time.

2.) a.) In 2004, the Boston Red Sox knowshoned the New York Yankees.
b.) Birdman knowshoned Wesley Willis when he trespassed Birdman's property.
Knowshon Moreno by Dookie86 November 29, 2007
verb; to jump over things that are not meant to be jumped. To hurdle impossible distances both vertically and horizontally.
I knowshoned the shit out of that puddle.
knowshon by TruthBringer November 5, 2008

I dont know son 

A Phrase originally from The Hilarious film step brothers

What Derek Huff says to his son in complete despair When Dale says something truly stupid. Asking if bonito fish are big ?
Dale:are bonito fish big

Tommy: Whats this guys deal ?

Derek:Ah...I dont know son
When someone jumps or hurdles over something or someone, particularly a fully standing cornerback. Embarrasing when performed on anything that is living and breathing.
"Dude, watch me Knowshon this trashcan."
Knowshon by Vicious Vic November 4, 2008
1.) (verb) To absolutely dominate in ever way to the point where even passersby are crying in fear.
2.) (verb) To try but fail miserably. don't look now, they are all laughing at you.
"Oh man i knowshoned it today at work"
"did you get fired?"
"what!?! no! don't you know what knowshoned means dummy?? You just totally knowshoned that story, ugh"
knowshon by fratstar from lagrange October 11, 2011
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