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knocking out the donkey

to fuck a girl in the ass, and right as you're about to cum, you punch her in the back of the head so she tenses up.
The best orgasm I ever had was knocking out the donkey.

Knocking out a skeleton 

When you have been locked down for so long you have literally turned your dick into a skeleton, have no feeling left, and cannot complete the task, due to the lack of sex from too much wanking
I wish this Lockdown would finish

Why is that?

I've started knocking out a skeleton

Dude that's bad, you can't even try the stranger in that situation!
Knocking out a skeleton by Nesda February 12, 2021

Knocking out a chavvy

I can't believe she's 'knocking out a chavvy', she's already got enough kids to make up a football team!

Knocking one out 

A northern slang term for masturbation. To play with oneself, or toss oneself off.
"I'd love to come with you, but I'm in the middle of knocking one out"
Knocking one out by RichieLeBon March 22, 2012

Knocking it out 

having a quicky, like f*cking in the bathroom
My roommate walked in as we were knocking it out in the kitchen.
Knocking it out by John Deere June 8, 2004

Knocking a grant out 

Code for stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure
I'm going knocking a grant out
Knocking a grant out by S13rev February 5, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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