knoblocker
knoblocker by J.-.money June 5, 2016
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knobjockey
a person who literally 'jockeys' knobs/penises/cocks/dicks. ie they ride dick all day long. this person can be male or female.
look at that slut, she is a such a knobjockey. hahaha lokk at that gay bloke! he rides cock all day long! what a knobjockey!!!
knobjockey by anti-knobjockey man October 24, 2003
Related Words
knoblocker • knoblicker • knobsucker • knoblock • Knoblofter • knotlicker • Knob Jockey • knob knocker • Knob Rocket • Knob Conker
KnobJockey
One whose illustrious attempts at doing anything fail cataclysmically resulting in the domineering dissatisfaction of others.
Whilst camping Jack and Darryll went to put the tent up, after climbing in they realsied some knobjockey forgot to pack the tent poles.
KnobJockey by Tigerclaw February 28, 2004
knoblock
Damn, he's got knoblock for that broad!
Named after the playwright somethin Knoblock. For real, he wrote plays.
Named after the playwright somethin Knoblock. For real, he wrote plays.
knoblock by Davey and Goliath March 27, 2005
knobjockey
knobjockey by Anonymous August 19, 2003
knobjockey
A term used to decribe a male who likes to behave like a total prick, in any area ...
Particularly driving
In the pub
Pulling the birds.
Also known as a Scally, Pikey or wanker.
Particularly driving
In the pub
Pulling the birds.
Also known as a Scally, Pikey or wanker.
knobjockey by Sabs January 31, 2003
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