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Definitions by MagicMoonMonkey
Knobsock
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Scottish
The politically
correct
way to address a
NED
.
A used condom.
"Fuck off ya
wee
knobsock, or I'll rip your arm off and beat you and the rest of your
team
to
death
with it"
Knobsock
by
MagicMoonMonkey
February 15, 2005
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