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knobjockey

a person who literally 'jockeys' knobs/penises/cocks/dicks. ie they ride dick all day long. this person can be male or female.
look at that slut, she is a such a knobjockey. hahaha lokk at that gay bloke! he rides cock all day long! what a knobjockey!!!
knobjockey by anti-knobjockey man October 24, 2003
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knobjockey

arse bandit
oliver you're such a knobjockey
knobjockey by mike hunt August 19, 2003

KnobJockey

One whose illustrious attempts at doing anything fail cataclysmically resulting in the domineering dissatisfaction of others.
Whilst camping Jack and Darryll went to put the tent up, after climbing in they realsied some knobjockey forgot to pack the tent poles.
KnobJockey by Tigerclaw February 28, 2004

knoblock 

1. The lockage of the knob.

2. Sexual lust.
Damn, he's got knoblock for that broad!

Named after the playwright somethin Knoblock. For real, he wrote plays.
knoblock by Davey and Goliath March 27, 2005

knobjockey

julian clarey is a knobjockey
knobjockey by Anonymous August 19, 2003

knob jock 

the most aussie word ever!! Used to describe a real annoying dikhead
sik aussie kunt: steve is such a knob jock
Idoiot skip: Whats that?
sik aussie kunt shakes his head and walks away
knob jock by ARKELZ December 13, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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