Knobbie 

A nickname of the name Robert (Robbie). The word was created because Robbie Knobbie sounds good. For example. Robert Clewlow’s nickname is Robbie knobbie.

Ey, Robbie Knobbie, what’s cutting my g?

Knobbie by Eeyyyy maaan August 8, 2019

Knobbie-Wankie 

Random insult for males only.
Female counterpart is Fanny-Pokey

Oh MAX! You stupid Knobbie-Wankie!!

Knobbie-Wankie by Jamie Carmichael March 8, 2005

Joff Knobie 

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich

My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night

Joff Knobie by a sneaky snake June 6, 2010

The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.

OH MY GOD ITS THE NUNEATON KNOBBER!

The Nuneaton Knobber by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022

cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.

All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.

cop knobbler by thedalailummox September 1, 2010

Armed Knobbery 

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.

BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.

Armed Knobbery by The Shizifist May 25, 2011

knombie 

A knob zombie. When you try to reserect your cock for a second session but it only comes back to half life and won't die.

Shit man I got a Knombie last night. It was nowhere near stiff enough to get her off and I couldn't blow. There's flesh peeling off it this morning.

knombie by Silly Tilly June 28, 2016