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Knob Blobbin 

In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.
"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"

"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."

"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"
Knob Blobbin by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022
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knob bobbin' 

A man or woman who makes a hobby out of sucking a man's dick.
Dude, Jeff always goes out every Friday night to suck-off as many guys as he can find in the back of that new club called "The Raw Sausage." I think it's time for all of us to go out and get unzipped. We have enough "raw sausage" between us to keep him knob bobbin' for hours. We'll send him home with a belly fully of our sause.
knob bobbin' by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007

bobbin' the knob 

Blowjob, sucking dick. Her head is bobbing up and down and a dick
Lanie was bobbin' the knob" last night.
bobbin' the knob by Chase satham December 18, 2013

bobbin on the knob 

Yo my girl went bobbin on the knob last night

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026