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sex knight 

A knight, out on the battlefield, in full plate mail, with his cock out.
Holy shit, King Arthur is giving the mushroom tat! What a sex knight!
sex knight by TopKnot June 18, 2009

sex knight 

a person who shouldn't be fucked with, and has a knack for being amazing at life.
Wow, he just ran the 100 in 10.5 seconds!!

What a sex knight!
sex knight by sex knighttttt March 29, 2008

Knightsexual 

Sexual orientation and attraction to men/women wearing armor and wielding swords. A medieval kink.
Eric is so unattractive, but when he dressed in full body armor at the party - man it really turned me on. I am totally knightsexual.

Whips and chains do not excite me, but swords and chainmail do.
Knightsexual by Iswoonforknights September 1, 2021

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026