Knight sex

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Sexual intercourse between two or more people regardless of gender while all of the participants are wearing medieval plate armor

I'd love to time travel to the 14th century and have knight sex!!!

Knight sex by CrispyNug June 26, 2021

Words you can keep

sex knight

A knight, out on the battlefield, in full plate mail, with his cock out.

Holy shit, King Arthur is giving the mushroom tat! What a sex knight!

sex knight by TopKnot June 18, 2009

sex knight

a person who shouldn't be fucked with, and has a knack for being amazing at life.

Wow, he just ran the 100 in 10.5 seconds!!

What a sex knight!

sex knight by sex knighttttt March 29, 2008

Knightsexual

Sexual orientation and attraction to men/women wearing armor and wielding swords. A medieval kink.

Eric is so unattractive, but when he dressed in full body armor at the party - man it really turned me on. I am totally knightsexual.

Whips and chains do not excite me, but swords and chainmail do.

Knightsexual by Iswoonforknights September 1, 2021

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026