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Knifey
A person which tends to choose aggressive options in order to reach a certain goal and clearly choosing this path just to save time. Possible scenarios could be within a videogame; A passive guardian is standing before a bridge and you need to fulfill a certain quest so that the guardian allows you to cross it. You could do that lengthy quest or be "knifey" and just kill that guardian because it might be quicker. In this example, you witness a "kniefy" player.
Friend A: "Okay, lets do this sidequest so we can cross the bridge."
Friend B: "Nah, let´s just kill this guardian quick."
Friend A: "Bee, don´t be so knifey again."
Friend B: "Nah, let´s just kill this guardian quick."
Friend A: "Bee, don´t be so knifey again."
Knifey by KrystalCroft March 15, 2023
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Knifey-Spoony
A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"
Knifey-Spoony by I am so bored. June 10, 2004
Knifey balley
A game similar to "five finger fillet" but instead of using fingers the body part of choice is a set of testicles where a few participants lay there scrot sacks on a table and the last pair of balls to be penetrated wins.
Knifey balley by balleyRossey April 20, 2019
knifey-spooney
A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"
knifey-spooney by RUFCKNSRS January 25, 2014
Knifey Spoony
A game Australian in origin. Two opponents challenge each other to a comparison of knife blades, to determine who has the greater knife. When knives are to be produced, one player actually produces a spoon. If the opposing player correctly identifies it as a spoon, she/he wins the match.
"THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife; that's a spoon."
"All right, you win. I can see you've played Knifey Spoony before!"
"That's not a knife; that's a spoon."
"All right, you win. I can see you've played Knifey Spoony before!"
Knifey Spoony by J. Stephen September 1, 2009
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