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Knick Knock 

The activity of KNOCKING and running away from a door!

Not Knick Knack as its refered to by people from Dublin.

A Knick Knack is a useless item found within a home, not something used in knocking on a door and running away.
Come on! Will we Knick Knock his house?
Knick Knock by Soffy January 4, 2020

knick knack paddy crap 

The endless amount of candle holders, doilies, figurines and other useless curios that people acquire and display in their homes covering every spare inch.
I will never move again - we've been unpacking knick knack paddy crap for a week!
knick knack paddy crap by brorobo August 26, 2013

Knock-Knock Joke

A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.

The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: (Phrase A).

Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?

Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).
Here is a knock-knock joke:

George: Knock-knock.

Reginald: Who's there?

George: Em.

Reginald: 'Em' who?

George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!

Knock knock zoom zoom 

When you knock on a random persons door then run away.
Bad kids in the neighborhood: “y’all wanna play knock knock zoom zoom”

Other kids: “yeaaaaa”

knick knack 

Any piece of shit (PoS) you can buy from tourist traps from around the world. Made cheap, and sold to idiots who love them way too much.
I got some lovely knick knacks from this terrific *antique* store in Maine.
knick knack by M2. October 1, 2003

knock knock ginger 

A prank typically played by children where the prankster knocks on the victim's door or rings their doorbell and runs away thus leaving the victim with no one at their door.
Also the name of an indie pop band based in Waterloo, Ontario who have been together since 2004 and have released two self-produced EPs entitled Hurry! (2005) and Based on a True Story (2006). They have performed at mostly small venues around Southern Ontario and have played the University of Waterloo's Canada Day festival and the Halifax Pop Explosion. There is currently a full length LP in the works right now.
Hey, let's go play knock knock ginger on that kid's house!
knock knock ginger by SJL1138 September 23, 2007