knock-knock
Term used by the BSP crew when refering to anything negative. Mainly used when no other term will suffice.
knock-knock by gesis March 21, 2003
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knock knock
Popular children's game derived from William Shakespear's "Macbeth" - Act 2, Scene 3, line 7, "Knock, knock! Who's there, in th'other devil's name?.."
knock knock by MadScientist February 24, 2005
Knock Knock
A fun game in which the participant stands outside a closed door where someone is sleeping. The player pulls out his penis and begins to masturbate. He must stand close enough to the door so his hand knocks on the door as he masturbates. The aim of this fun game is to get off before the sleeping occupants wake up and come to see what all the noise is. While the player technically loses if the occupant comes out of the room too early, the player may be able to get sex out of the occupant should it be an attractive female.
Guy 1: Dude I'm bored. What can we do?
Guy 2: Well we could always play knock knock.
Guy 1: Alright but this time I'm not going to my mom's door.
Guy 2: Fair enough.
Guy 2: Well we could always play knock knock.
Guy 1: Alright but this time I'm not going to my mom's door.
Guy 2: Fair enough.
Knock Knock by oh tee gee May 15, 2008
knock knock
an insult or a threat that one tells to someone else. once the person who replies with "who's there?" the ejoke abruptly ends with the answer "fuck off" many opther endings can be used to make this insult more interesting or more focused on the insultee.
"hey, knock knock"
"who's there?"
"fuck off!!!"
"hey knock knock"
"who's there"
"a fuckin dick thats about to get their ass kicked"
"who's there?"
"fuck off!!!"
"hey knock knock"
"who's there"
"a fuckin dick thats about to get their ass kicked"
knock knock by Ratbiker June 11, 2007
knock knock
when you just don't care what the hell some one is saying.
Deminstrate this by knocking on an object twice and saying knock knock.
Deminstrate this by knocking on an object twice and saying knock knock.
knock knock by vicky March 6, 2005
knock knock
A child hood game that often makes no since what so every. Such as this one that i heard just yesterday.
Knock knock, whos there, bannan, bannan who, arent you glad i didnt say orange?
Knock knock, whos there, bannan, bannan who, arent you glad i didnt say orange?
knock knock by Mic August 5, 2004
Knock knock
So … chat with Xwifey
Said you were waiting
I said she does that a lot usually at windows
Your not my twin flame
Your my fucking stalker
Just like twin flame
Has one of her own
You didn’t mention UD
You didn’t mention working man’s Kath …
But we both know and now she does that you read this daily too
Hanging on every word
Hanging out the roof top window
Fuck off staring or it will continue to …
Oh shit I vape mostly now
Lifestyle choice …
Bit like yours being rather fucking creepy ..
Add this to your badge of honours …
I wonder if my neighbours doorbell picked all that up …
Stalker boy was probably jerking it somewhere or other …
And this is my energetic record … you know my beliefs …
Said you were waiting
I said she does that a lot usually at windows
Your not my twin flame
Your my fucking stalker
Just like twin flame
Has one of her own
You didn’t mention UD
You didn’t mention working man’s Kath …
But we both know and now she does that you read this daily too
Hanging on every word
Hanging out the roof top window
Fuck off staring or it will continue to …
Oh shit I vape mostly now
Lifestyle choice …
Bit like yours being rather fucking creepy ..
Add this to your badge of honours …
I wonder if my neighbours doorbell picked all that up …
Stalker boy was probably jerking it somewhere or other …
And this is my energetic record … you know my beliefs …
Knock knock by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023
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