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knee pads 

it is absolutely necessary for a girl to wear while sucking dick on her knees, as it will protect her knees and make the experience much more comfortable.
girl: tonight im coming over to suck dat dick
guy: ight make sure you bring da knee pads
knee pads by cool guy11111 April 8, 2010

knee pads 

knee pads & pasties elbow pads & ( motor scooter helmet ) bedroom fun & games.
yo banana! I bang my knee pads through the sheet rock on a wall job.
motor scooter helmet keeps head from banging walls.

knee pads on a first date is HORNY!
knee pads by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

do you use knee pads? 

when a female is giving a blowjob her knees may be bruised. so you can use this term to ask if some has given a blowjob.
hey ______ do you use knee pads?

African Knee Pads 

When a females tits are so saggy they can be used as knee pads for athletic events
Girl you have your knee pads today? No, but I'll just use my African Knee Pads.
African Knee Pads by queffton December 12, 2014

Midget Knee Pads

The act of putting shoes under your knees while giving it to a girl doggy style, to prevent rug burn.
i was having sex so hard last night that i had to apply the Midget Knee Pads.

Kneepads 

Kneepads are people who you see at the park with their kids playing and they always make their kids wear every type of safety gear known to man when the kids are not even moving fast enuf to get hurt. Always overkill and has a somewhat arrogance effect on the other families because implies that their kids are special and have to have extra protection to play with your "normal" kids.
Look at these kneepads right there. Pisses me off. What are they getting ready for Baghdad or Fallujia ? Tell the boys they cant play with the kneepads unless they promise to find a weakness in their gear and break one of their kids bones.
Kneepads by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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