Knatch

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"We're going to go scoop up that knatch tonight."

"Which knatch, Crystal?"

"The only thing better than that skeezers knatch is that buthole"

Knatch by SquirellWhacker February 20, 2020

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Knatch

A knatch is a small piece of hashish or marijuana.

It's commonly used in Sweden and is derived of the word knerts, which means small piece (of anything).

"Dude, could you spare me a knatch?"

Knatch by Swedish Jesus July 4, 2009

Related Words

Knatch • Knatchbull • klatch • katcher • katchi • Katchina • katchow • Katchup • knitch • Knotch on your belt

katchi

A nice caressing massage. From an old Louisiana Indian term for ‘loving touch.’

She gave me katchi.

katchi by Sorin Acela December 31, 2017

katchurduh

Formal way of excusing someone from a cough. Like god bless you to a sneeze.
Pronunced Ka-chur-duh

Friend: *cough* *cough*
Me: Katchurduh!

katchurduh by Stompz & Spankz March 21, 2013

Hero of Kvatch

An ugly person who is generally unaware of their ugliness. May later turn out to be an important figure in society regardless of this. The name is taken from the hero of the first-person role playing game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, which is notorious for its (hilariously) faulty character creation screen and derpy-looking character models.

Guy 1: Rate me 1-10. Girls say I'm creepy, and I'm a virgin because of that...

Guy 2: You look like what happens when you click Randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen

Guy 3: It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honor!

Hero of Kvatch by Xeretsym December 16, 2014

Knatschig

When shes in that mood, that moody mood that makes her feel.... moody

If someone is at a state he or she can't decide of or why she should be mad and just precautionally gets that stinky attitude you have when waking up.

It can be described as whiny or just being in an undefinable bad mood being angry for no particular reason, but because of everything.

Often seen in Girls such as Ranzi or other specimen, you are doing good if you don't come too close and try to calm the subject as best as you can before leaving their surrounding QUICKLY

Oh nou why you so knatschig again girl?

Ranzi is the queen of knatsch! Shes got that bad mood again where shes in that moody mood that makes her feel moody

Knatschig by ibicia July 27, 2018

Katchina

cute, bubbly, girl. big flirt. friends with pretty much everyone. shes always happy.

guy 1: hey do you know Katchina?
guy 2: yoo i love that girl shes mad cute!

Katchina by laxplaya123 March 22, 2009

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026