Klonowski

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Polish surname. Klonowskis are often gay, a rarity in Poland

Hey, is that guy a Klonowski?
Yeah because he is gay

Klonowski by Dignitus April 8, 2019

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Kosowskied

(adj) Severely analized, usually of an academic or religious nature.

My butthole used to be normal sized, but after I was Kosowskied, it was like I had given birth.

Kosowskied by Sir Tyrik November 27, 2013

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Maciej Kalinowski

geeza, huge dick, many bitches, he is him.

Usually has a indian friend who he has to take care of because hes a pussy bitch.

Maciej Kalinowski is him

Maciej Kalinowski by the one and only him May 3, 2023

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Kilanowski

Someone who acts very gay and cheats on his boyfriends. He is also built like a stick and plays lacrosse very weakly

“Kilanowski and I are in a relationship”
“No he’s mine bro”
“Dang he’s cheating on us”

Kilanowski by Demmar Seabourne April 26, 2022

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Klomoski

A woman with a huge ass. Ass is so big, it requires its own zip code. Butt must be out of proportion to rest of body.

Check out the Klomoski on that bitch.

Klomoski by Yep October 22, 2003

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Kosowski

A big, bad, black man, like James Brown. Ladies love him, dudes live in fear of his manhood.

Kosowski, shut yo mouth

Kosowski by Wroclaw slim May 16, 2013

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Klonoski

A God; commonly referred to "a God amongst boys"

That Mike kid is an absolute Klonoski.

Klonoski by WatchYouWhileYouSleep May 10, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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