Klokliking 

The act of being emotionally manipulative, mentally weak, and leech-like in behavior. A klokliker often crashes out over small things but also drains the energy of others through passive aggression, guilt-tripping, or blame-shifting, profound mental retardation.

Synonymous with being toxic, emotionally unstable, and unable to take accountability.

"Lil kloklik crashed out because he didn't get the bag"

“Stop klokliking just because I said no—you always crash out when you don’t get your way.”

“She started klokliking hard after getting called out in the group chat.”

Klokliking by WizardMoneyGangy July 18, 2025

Klondiking 

a sexual act when one person with a mustache has performed a bumpkin on the other, makes quick haste with a rimjob, and they proceed to make out while there are poop crusties dangling as if icicles from mustache.

Me and the boys are Klondiking tonight

Klondiking by stargazer872 January 3, 2019

Klondiking 

A sexual act that contains two men with mustaches. One man performs a bumpkin and the other guy does a rimjob on him right after while the poop is still hot. He accepts the poop into his mouth. the guy who didn't just Eat ass gives the other a blow job, keeping the cum in his mouth. They make out and mesh the two together, creating a Klondike bar.

me and the boys are Klondiking tonight

Klondiking by stargazer872 January 3, 2019