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kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.
“Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”
kloberslap by echeeseburger January 15, 2023

Klobbering Time

what you yell when you pick up dual Klobbs in Goldeneye on N64 and unleash a fury of bullets that will hit nothing.
*picks up Klobbs* ITS KLOBBERING TIME!!!!!
Klobbering Time by mjsbullitt February 20, 2011
1.A guy on Donkey Kong Country 2
2."Mean, green, bad"
3.to describe hitting a person on the head.
1.Klobber lives in a barrel...so he must be naked.
2.Klobber is teh awesome
3.Im gunna klobber you!
Klobber by Dilcheese May 22, 2004

klobber krew

A small crew from North Orange County who are mostly into the hardcore scene. Like fighting Huntington Beach skin heads
Doom Family Thugs, Lords of South County, Klobber Krew
klobber krew by kb4me May 15, 2008
To Be A Klobber Means To Be Dumb
person 1: Have You Seen Mattias?
person 2: No But I Heard He is a Klobber

-Rayor
Klobber by Finthechat August 24, 2020

kloberknock 

Kloberknock is a perfect word when you wanna let a ho know you old school but most definitely about that life
This girl trippen like I wont Kloberknock her into tomorrow.
kloberknock by moderndayzoey February 15, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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