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A word used for a female with an abnormally large vagina.
I pulled down her pants and she had a klomber
Klomber by Czpe April 3, 2025
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kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.
“Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”
kloberslap by echeeseburger January 15, 2023

Klobbering Time

what you yell when you pick up dual Klobbs in Goldeneye on N64 and unleash a fury of bullets that will hit nothing.
*picks up Klobbs* ITS KLOBBERING TIME!!!!!
Klobbering Time by mjsbullitt February 20, 2011
1.A guy on Donkey Kong Country 2
2."Mean, green, bad"
3.to describe hitting a person on the head.
1.Klobber lives in a barrel...so he must be naked.
2.Klobber is teh awesome
3.Im gunna klobber you!
Klobber by Dilcheese May 22, 2004

klobber krew

A small crew from North Orange County who are mostly into the hardcore scene. Like fighting Huntington Beach skin heads
Doom Family Thugs, Lords of South County, Klobber Krew
klobber krew by kb4me May 15, 2008
To Be A Klobber Means To Be Dumb
person 1: Have You Seen Mattias?
person 2: No But I Heard He is a Klobber

-Rayor
Klobber by Finthechat August 24, 2020

kloberknock 

Kloberknock is a perfect word when you wanna let a ho know you old school but most definitely about that life
This girl trippen like I wont Kloberknock her into tomorrow.
kloberknock by moderndayzoey February 15, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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