Klobber

1.A guy on Donkey Kong Country 2
2."Mean, green, bad"
3.to describe hitting a person on the head.

1.Klobber lives in a barrel...so he must be naked.
2.Klobber is teh awesome
3.Im gunna klobber you!

Klobber by Dilcheese May 22, 2004

Klobber

To Be A Klobber Means To Be Dumb

person 1: Have You Seen Mattias?
person 2: No But I Heard He is a Klobber

-Rayor

Klobber by Finthechat August 24, 2020

klobber krew

A small crew from North Orange County who are mostly into the hardcore scene. Like fighting Huntington Beach skin heads

Doom Family Thugs, Lords of South County, Klobber Krew

klobber krew by kb4me May 15, 2008

Krusty Klobber

when you lick one girls pussy and smash the others upside down

"you will not believe what just happened, I

just Krusty Klobbered Stacy and Angela"

Krusty Klobber by Macho Potato October 11, 2018

The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.

OH MY GOD ITS THE NUNEATON KNOBBER!

The Nuneaton Knobber by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022

Armed Knobbery 

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.

BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.

Armed Knobbery by The Shizifist May 25, 2011

kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.

“Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”

kloberslap by echeeseburger January 15, 2023