Klimov

Usually a man who loves to suckle pig orifices. Sometimes a pig molester.

Kid: "My dad is a Klimov!"

by iNeuterLlamas October 16, 2011

klimo

Being so paranoid, thinking no one likes you

He is so crazy, he might pull off klimo on us.

by Viblz May 7, 2016

Klumovaginology

The study of the light source that has illuminated Germany for the past 35 years. Namely Heidi Klum's crotch.

I learned in Klumovaginology class (pRon) that Germany has no sun, and is instead lit up by the hotness coming from Heidi Klum's vajay-jay.

by Casey Wade May 5, 2008

klimovich

The coolest dude in da land. Always teach in' dat history like a pro.Usually bald, sometimes ginger. Ranks high on the world Madden Charts.

Holy cow! What a Klimovich!

by kswagger01money October 28, 2013

klimon

the king of ballmass

klimon da goat

by extendn November 20, 2021

klimon

Klimon is the king of ballmass city.

he is good at nigga gaming
ballmass city

Klimon is the king of ballmass

by extendn November 20, 2021

Klimon

type of weed from Russia or name for bulldog

Omg look at this dog!
Dude, it’s a Klimon

What is that?
It’s a Klimon.

What?

You know, that weed from Putin’s country.

by Didka.mouse November 24, 2021