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A ship that is a 100% real.
Ksimon is real.
ksimon by Ksimonismyreligion January 31, 2017
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klimon • klimo • Klimov • klimovich • Kimora • kimo • kimono • klio • keimoni • kimochi
She’s a wonderful person who might seem quiet at first but once you get to know her she’s such a funny, thoughtful and bubbly person❤️ I love her personality and even though I have known her for not long she’ll be by my side.
Teacher:that’s such a smart child!
Student:I know right she’s definitely a Kaimook ;)
Kaimook by Peachylilac_ October 27, 2019
the truest thing on this planet
my exam: jake paul is gay ( true or false)
me: as true as ksimon
ksimon by KSIMON IS REAL October 22, 2020
Kimona is very special girl, she’s very loving and would do anything for the people she loves. She’s such a paradox. She only falls in love once and when she do she never gets over that person. Kimona is very kind and would give away her last. Kimona likes her own space and doesn’t like to go out. Kimona can be a bit miserable at first but once you get to know her you will fall in love with her great personality and soul. Kimona has such a big heart and sometimes people take advantage of that. But despite what Kimona ever go through she still find time to forgive and carry on with her life. Kimona is also a very beautiful girl.
Kimona loves you forever.
Get yourself a Kimona.
Kimona by Narricistlola November 27, 2018
The definition for a cute female. A really good personality, suuuuuper pretty but for some reason insecure. A very nice person to be around and very rarely ever gets moody and very much not like other girls. Don't expect her to be a Katia or a Shaneequia, she is very talented and super fun all the time! Not to mention she is suuuuuuuper cute with a perfect face.
I really really wanna meet and befriend a Kimoya! They're so cool.. maybe even go out with one (P.S. you can't)
Kimoya by anonymous May 26, 2021

Kimocrates 

The hottest male asmr streamer alive. Slightly homo, but his viewers accept him the way he is. He uses a cumsock as a popfilter and has two phones, a flip phone for the hoes, and a iphone for the stream. Instead of real content, he reads chat and "replicates" bob ross paintings in minecraft. Although this is not real content, it is very original and funny. Often times, a Kimocrates will say sad, bob, or dewnken.

Kimbobbing: The art of creating bob ross paintings in minecraft.

I recommend following him on twitch and subscribing to him on youtube @Kimocrates.
He must be Kimocrates because he is a master crafter.
Kimocrates by dewnk December 3, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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