Kleptoflash

When you are high and miss some basic thing like mobile or wallet

P1:do you enjoy this party?
P2:yes i would, just i have kleptoflash, and i lost my phone

by Balika2254 January 28, 2020

Kleptoflash

when you are high and you can't find a basic thing like phone, keys, etc

person 1:Do you enjoy this party ?

person 2:Yes I would, but i have kleptoflash...can't find my phone

by rozsits62 January 28, 2020

kleptoflameiac

A pothead who has an uncontrollable and often unconscious desire to remove the lighters from unsuspecting fellow smokers.

"Give me back my spark you kleptoflameiac!"

by Johnny Leatherlungs March 1, 2009