rach's definitions

hoop residue

fecal matter mixed with other bodily fluids which 'mature' in the crevices of the butt..density, colour, smell and texture may vary from hoop to hoop..ie a trucker may have more pungent and courser residue than a ballerina..tends to accumulate and harden around stray hairs..tramps have this in abundance..can also be found under the nail if ass hole is vigorously scratched

my mate was buggin me so i scratched out some dam fine hoop residue and smeared it on the mothers' mints..oh how i laughed when the silly little ring piece ate it...i hope it went down smoothly!

by rach February 20, 2004

shiznitch

The cat's meow, the dog's bollox, the best.

A nonsense formulation popularised by Tenacious D's lazy urban hymn to love: "My biznitch is the Shiznitch"

by rach February 20, 2004

daffodil rachel

annoying but lovable
short hair looks awesome. a rachel -
Absolutely perfect in every way. daffodil - something about an ass

short hair on a rachel

by rach March 14, 2005

Sheep leg

Big long stringy buger hanging out of someone nose. Pasadena Texas

"Did you see the size of the sheep leg on him?"

by Rach February 10, 2005

ville valo

i love him. although sexually questionable he is gorgeous, and no-one else has such an incredible voice. the best.
ville valo: sex on legs..with a hat

so gone with the sin my darling and beautifl you are

by rach May 8, 2004

Foofur

Total Moo Cow Bitch Queen of all HO's

She was a total "Foofur"

by Rach December 7, 2003

Mattles

Pommie closet filth in denial. Loves ALL porn and goes through 9 rolls of cling wrap a week. Also has a HUGE cock

He has a real case of Mattles.

by Rach December 22, 2003