Kleppe

When someone chokes and creates an awkward moment

Ex 1. I started to talk to him..then I pulled a Kleppe.

by Hamzooo May 24, 2011

Klepentomaniac

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.

That woman is a Klepentomaniac.

by Robbo_HarveySpectre September 8, 2019

Robert Knepper

Actor that plays the sexy Theodore Bagwell from Prison Break.

I want Robert Knepper to roleplay as Theodore Bagwell and fuck me!

by ilovetbag January 21, 2009

keppetjes

The fat upper part of your leg.
Keppetjes is used in dutch but you can also use it in english.

Ruben has verry nice Keppetjes

by Keppetjes master May 20, 2016

Keppered

When you're so baked you look retarded.

Friend 1: 'You see that guy over there?'
Friend 2: 'yea bro hes Keppered for sure!'

by SavageDude420 April 17, 2017

keppets

A Cumbrian term to describe someone with large ears. Often used as an insult.

Be quiet mathew your keppets look like satellites

by Moz lad May 10, 2018

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich

The act of eating out a woman from Keppel Sands who is infested with pubic lice (crabs).

Wade's weekend with Lesley in Keppel Sands consisted of a diet of Keppel Sands Krab Sandwiches.

by redlesley June 11, 2009