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Kleintges 

Characteristics

Males
Tend to be big dudes, and are of a bigger build than your average male. This may directly relate to the Neanderthal era when Skull crushing was the Sunday sport, usually won by a Kleintges, Big hands means holding four joints at once is not a problem, while also holding multiple beers in one hand. This leaves the other hand free to change Tuunes on the laptop.
Thats so a Kleintges.
Here you seen Kleintges.
Dave loves that Kleintges.
Kleintges by DavieSchlong April 23, 2010
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Kleintges 

Characteristics

Females

The Kleintges females’ are mentally and physically strong but still is very feminine and delicate the same time. Usually blonde, as this is the preferred hair colour of choice. Normally very attractive women who are very addictive, just like SnoopDog is to weed!
Defining feature are that they are excessively big chested, as this allows for feeding of all 14 children at once. They also double up as a nurturing pillows for the one she loves to rest there sleepie head on.
They can be crazy when it's ok to be, but can also be calm and controlled when the time calls for it.
Another defining feature is the Bum
It is documented that it stretches from the lower portion of the calf muscles right up to bra strap level, venture careful. It has been known for men have lost fingers to this area of the there anatomy, the film Teeth was actually based on this fact. Another feature related to the Kleintges gen is there outlandish feet size, it is believed that this has evolved from the need to keep your stability when drunken. Large feet = greater stability.

Hopefully it has been documented well enough that if you every spot a Kleintges do not miss the opportunity to make them your friends.
Thats so a Kleintges.
Here you seen Kleintges.
Dave loves that Kleintges.
Kleintges by DavieSchlong April 23, 2010
Related Words

Kleintges 

Kleintges refers two a kind or group of people with specific personality traits - would also a appear to be a second name of German origin although this may vary depending on different understandings & cultural back grounds.

Meaning that meeting a Kleintges is a pleasurable experience, which only a select few people will ever experience. As the rarity of the term limits this. generally only a few people know what a Kleintges is.

There tends to be two personality’s embedded within the Kleintges, there may be some variations in personality after many years of procreation with other ancestral family’s, creating many wide and varied personalities although this is no bad thing. Although the main characteristics still remain.

1) Confident, excitable, strong-minded, Loving and usually very good at laughing, usually have a great personality and friendly towards most people they meet, also very defensive and protective to any one the care for. They are one of the few people in the world who are actually the worth being around. Life must always be moving for this type of kleintges. Bubbly is a good descriptive word, and predominantly relates to the female species

2)More relaxed chilled out, and laid back side of the Kleintges genetics, life is as it comes, always there to look on the brighter side of life even when life serves a kick to the balls. Phrases associated with this kind of personality usually consist of “Ya Man” & “Brrraaap Brrraaapp”
Thats so a Kleintges.
Here you seen Kleintges.
Dave loves that Kleintges
There totally Kleintges's
Kleintges by DavieSchlong April 27, 2010
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