Kleenices

The "scientific" plural of Kleenex. Modeled after index-indices, matrix-matrices, etc. Pronounced KLEEN-ih-seez.

Seems like you're getting a bad cold, Lena. Your nose is running. Take some Kleenices with you.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

Keeniest

to be sexy/cool as fuck.

Nicole is the keeniest person alive. All the girls want Andrew because he is the keeniest guy we know!

by Keeniest Man Alive October 3, 2005

kleenexes

tissues

by Anonymous June 17, 2003