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n. an authoritarian forum / political prizon camp for the mentally challenged
adj. having characteristics in common with the forum or individual posters at kjs
v. 1. to frequent kjs or frequently post in a kjs manner 2. to go to kjs (presumably never to return)
Sh*t im banned from kjs.
He is so kjs.
kjs
kjs by Sho Kosugi March 18, 2003
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a quaint little forum of five year olds who think they're graduate students.
Nicademus? oh please
kjs by Anonymous March 19, 2003
kjs - Dino Din
kjs by ^_^ March 18, 2003
Its basically a shit hole of a school, its full of oranges and blackfishers. Not to mention the ordinary racism and sexism that happens there, yknow, hence why theres barely any diversity. Girls lie about their pregnancy or they do end up pregnant with about 10 baby daddys, even the paternity test dont even know. So many students smoke weed that even teachers dabble in from time to time to relieve the stress. Teachers having affairs, probably sneak a shag in the closet between lessons. Most girls are pickme girls, they dont get picked at home so they try at the school yano. Then at the school they got some proper weirdos like those type that scream at anything if you dont put a tw, oh tw: writing like chill whos gonna do shit for you, you scream and shit yourself at anything ya wanker. Year 8’s and year 9’s think they own the place as per usual, not sure bout year 7 theyre a lil weird but they move, literally move, them bitches run 180mph to their next classes as if its the end of the world, not to mention some teachers end up crying or walking out
Orange 1: Omg Alfie, i love your shoes!!!
(Alfie aint wearing any)
Kjs is a school in the north of uk
KJS by anonymous September 19, 2021

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some guy just said kjsdbhvjxhuklsa
Guy 1: pfohiefheofhsg
Guy 2: kjsdbhvjxhuklsa

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the act of spamming your keyboard randomly when board in school
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kjsexual 

People who are in love with KJ Apa. When people say they are Kjsexual that means they are in love with KJ Apa.
“I’m so kjsexual.”
kjsexual by zooloo January 4, 2021
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