Oh Please - Meaning/s - When someone doesn't believe something another is saying.
- When someone doesn't want to engage in conversation with another
Person Y 'I make 3 million pounds a year' Person Z 'Oh Please'

Person A 'Alright mate, you ok' Person B 'Oh Please'
by Ohpleasemayt February 12, 2012
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When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.
Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss April 1, 2016
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What women say when you have sex with them to let you know that they're not comfortable.
If you ever hear this, stop. definitely stop. you should probably not be looking for the definition of this on urban dictionary, you should have stopped like 15 seconds ago at least. Why are you still reading, please stop. How did you not know this meant stop. Why did you have to google it. Anyway who uses their phone during sex regardless. Weirdo.
Woman: "Oh god no please stop"
Man: (Stops)
Woman: Thank you.
Its not hard.
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This is what you say when a little gremlin is a annoying or clingy and you want the to stop thinking about cock or dick
by Pog man69 February 20, 2022
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