Kjobie

Another word meaning "sex", "masturbation" or any fondling of the "genetalia"

God damn i forgot to kjobie before my date.

by Roxo March 12, 2003

Joff Knobie

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich

My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night

by a sneaky snake June 6, 2010

Kobiee

Really skinny beauty with brown curly hair. Usually has big brown doe-like eyes and a caring heart. Best friends with a giraffe. Always the life of the party but really shy, too. Quiet to strangers but loud amongst friends. Loyal and a really good artist. She puts Van Gogh to shame.

Princess Livs: Wow that picture is really good.
Kobiee: Yeah, it's mine.

by Princess Livs December 10, 2012

obi-wan knobie

the best jedi in all of internet history

makes jedi meme thats got obi-wan knobie thats gonna be so popular

by pokeboi1112 March 11, 2021

Kobied

A grenade kill in any FPS must be accompanied with the killer shouting "KOBIED." This call originated from COD4 where a well placed grenade imitates Kobe O'Brien making a basket.

Kaiser: Oh! You just got KOBIED!

by Kaiser: May 7, 2009

koobietalk

Foolish or meaningless words or actions. e.g. nonsense.

That broad is just spouting off koobietalk.

by Michael C. Mettler January 3, 2005

Kobie

Kobie can be cool with some people if they don’t change on him.He likes sports and games.He take up for people he is close with and lady’s don’t look at him for to long you will fall in love 2 seconds later he is the realest person you might meet.

Kobie can be cool with some people.

by King__bb April 26, 2019