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how did this mf kobeni not die
kobeni by neferpitouapologist July 19, 2021
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Really skinny beauty with brown curly hair. Usually has big brown doe-like eyes and a caring heart. Best friends with a giraffe. Always the life of the party but really shy, too. Quiet to strangers but loud amongst friends. Loyal and a really good artist. She puts Van Gogh to shame.
Princess Livs: Wow that picture is really good.
Kobiee: Yeah, it's mine.
Kobiee by Princess Livs December 10, 2012
City in Germany with a little bit more than 100.000 inh.!Only city where the rivers Rhein ans Mosel meet!Koblenz is about 100km southwards from Cologne.Nearest city to Koblenz is Bonn with also 100.000 inh.,Bonn was the capital of germany 16 years ago!Koblenz was founded 2016 years ago by the Romans, "COBLENS".Name was later changed into KOBLENZ!
Famous Koblenz song:
E lustich Kowelenzer Schängelche ich sein,

Gedaaft met Rhein- on Musselwasser on met Wein,

Gesond an Herz, an Lewer on der Lung,

On sein och meiner Modder ihrer allerbeste Jung!
Koblenz by playa7 January 8, 2006

kobeniist 

One of the best tiktokers and human in the world, and my fav mutual
“omg have you seen kobeniist new post?! its soo funny!!”
“no im not following them”
“go follow them. now. you hoodlum...”
kobeniist by powersupremacist April 20, 2021

Kobeni Car 

BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>monkey sees kobeni car
>BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BOOPPP
Kobens are very attractive men who are known for their eyes. When you first meet them they will seem shy but their really sweet and kind once you get to know them. They like long committed relationships.
Girl1-Wow look at his eyes!
Girl2- Wow look at his face!
Girl1- That's gotta be a Koben!
koben by swagical unicorn July 1, 2016