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Kittygasm 

When a kitty has an orgasm.
OMG that kitty totally had a kittygasm from licking herself.
Kittygasm by Pluffykat March 30, 2011
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tittygasm 

The art of experiencing an orgasm through via a nibbenjob.
He didn't even touch my cooter and I came. It was a tittygasm!
tittygasm by va jay jay jay February 5, 2010

kittywampus

Utter chaos, thrown together, unorgainzed in any sense.
The blankets on the bed became kittywampus after the long night with him.
kittywampus by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005

kittywampus

crazy word from south-western wisconsin meaning-off-balenced, uncentered, or a general state of confusion.
(south western wisconsinite)o man that picture is all kittywampus
(normal person)wtf?

kittywampus

Knocked askew. Alternate form of Kattywampus
"Slamming the door knocks the pictures on my wall all kittywampus."
kittywampus by Char H January 8, 2006
The sexual fantasy of an angry mob of Arabian people (of both sex), covered in boils and rashes, brandishing torches and pitchforks, whilst chanting in ancient egyptian, like they're on heroin. Based on the film 'The Mummy' plagued angry mob lead by the mummy himself.
'Ahhh i fancy a kitgasm'
'Would anyone like to join me in kitgasming john'
'I had the most beautiful kitgasm last night'
Kitgasm by Caveman J. September 8, 2009

Kittyism 

A female who messes men around by flirting and 'teasing' them to such an extent that the man in question has given up all hope and soon leaves the club. Common actions include: 1. The-smile-and-nab-drink-from-hand 2. Light stomach punching 3. Being ignorant
She was sooo 'doing a kitty' last night..
Kittyism by Kitty November 26, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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