tittygasm

The art of experiencing an orgasm through via a nibbenjob.

He didn't even touch my cooter and I came. It was a tittygasm!

by va jay jay jay February 5, 2010

tittyasshands

As used in Schoolboy Q's "Man of the Year." Tittyasshands is a medical condition of the hands, most commonly presenting in young males. Titties and ass seem to exhibit some sort of gravitational pull, akin to magnetism, upon the hands of the afflicted.

"Matt couldn't keep himself off me last night, I think he might have tittyasshands," Maddi told Lilly, describing her first date.

by cart g May 6, 2014

titgasm

A titgasm is when you make a girl come by stimulating only her breasts. Think Etch-A-Sketch, but to completion.

When I rubbed her nipples until she squirmed, she said I gave her a titgasm.

by Mojo Baggins November 24, 2006

Tittywampus

Any circumstance or condition by which a woman's breasts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation.

Honey, please adjust your négligée! Your boobs look all tittywampus. One is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!

by Dr. and Mrs. Richard More September 23, 2013

tittytastic

When something is more than fantastic, and the only way to describe it is comparing it to tits, thus tittytastic

"Last night was fuckin tittytastic"

by Buckets. January 3, 2008

Tittygram

When someone gives you a message, like a telegram, only the message is on the titties of a hot bitch!

Example 1:

Black Guy 1: Yo, Dog. My girl got me a tittygram sayin', "I'm breakin' up wit u!"

Black Guy 2: Shit, man.

Black Guy 1: Yah, but dat girl was fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Example 2:

White Guy 1: Bob, I got a tittygram!

Bob: A what?

White Guy 1: A tittygram, Bob, they're all the rage right now.

Bob: Hey? Why am I in this example? I'm not white, I only have a white name!

by Biggie MacDonald November 13, 2010

Kittygasm

When a kitty has an orgasm.

OMG that kitty totally had a kittygasm from licking herself.

by Pluffykat March 30, 2011