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tittyasshands
As used in Schoolboy Q's "Man of the Year." Tittyasshands is a medical condition of the hands, most commonly presenting in young males. Titties and ass seem to exhibit some sort of gravitational pull, akin to magnetism, upon the hands of the afflicted.
"Matt couldn't keep himself off me last night, I think he might have tittyasshands," Maddi told Lilly, describing her first date.
tittyasshands by cart g May 6, 2014
Related Words
Tittywampus
Any circumstance or condition by which a woman's breasts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation.
Honey, please adjust your négligée! Your boobs look all tittywampus. One is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!
Tittywampus by Dr. and Mrs. Richard More September 23, 2013
tittytastic
When something is more than fantastic, and the only way to describe it is comparing it to tits, thus tittytastic
tittytastic by Buckets. January 3, 2008
Tittygram
When someone gives you a message, like a telegram, only the message is on the titties of a hot bitch!
Example 1:
Black Guy 1: Yo, Dog. My girl got me a tittygram sayin', "I'm breakin' up wit u!"
Black Guy 2: Shit, man.
Black Guy 1: Yah, but dat girl was fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Example 2:
White Guy 1: Bob, I got a tittygram!
Bob: A what?
White Guy 1: A tittygram, Bob, they're all the rage right now.
Bob: Hey? Why am I in this example? I'm not white, I only have a white name!
Black Guy 1: Yo, Dog. My girl got me a tittygram sayin', "I'm breakin' up wit u!"
Black Guy 2: Shit, man.
Black Guy 1: Yah, but dat girl was fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Example 2:
White Guy 1: Bob, I got a tittygram!
Bob: A what?
White Guy 1: A tittygram, Bob, they're all the rage right now.
Bob: Hey? Why am I in this example? I'm not white, I only have a white name!
Tittygram by Biggie MacDonald November 13, 2010