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a massage given with the lips and tongue as kisses
My boyfriend gave me a full-body kissage last night. It was so much better than any Swedish or shiatsu.
kissage by Kisseur December 24, 2010

Aussie Kissage 

To perform a full body sensual massage on a woman punctuated by frequent kisses to the area being massaged, and then completing the massage with an australian kiss.
My girlfriend couldn't wait to get her next Aussie Kissage.
Aussie Kissage by TallandThick September 26, 2015
People who have hot bodies and are of Irish origin.
Jared has such a hot Irish body, he must be a Kissane.
Kissane by ashleykiss January 9, 2011

Kissakeet 

Kissakeet, what is it? Its a green and yellow bird that talks.
John: Damn I love Kissakeets.
Dave: You mean Budgies right?
John: Yeah but I call them Kissakeets like a real man.
Kissakeet by Ijustlovemybird July 1, 2022

Kissajeria 

A disease which the symptoms are kissing everyone in sight when under the influence. These said people in which the person diagnosed with the diesase have kissed do not have to be cute in the least bit, but they just have to be there and willing to kiss. Kisses very from pecks to full out mack sessions. Disease might result in stalkers, stds, and unwanted boyfriends. The only cute to this diease is to refrian from drinking all together.
She has a mean case of kissajeria
Kissajeria by Last nights mistakes November 27, 2010
Kassage is recondite

Little is known of where he came from, and one never knows where he truly is (he is a ninja). But one thing is certain: he will definitely be somewhere in the future.

The Illuminati.

Kassage is often spotted, albeit briefly, in social functions. After imbibing an unquantifiable amount of alcohol, he will propel himself into a debate on promiscuity. His public discourse can frustrate his companions. Such frustration is to be naturally expected when trying to comprehend Kassage's explanations; it would be akin to trying to fathom how a person could be in five places at the same time while simultaneously not existing.

I wish that I had more to say about Kassage, but, as you remember, he is a ninja, and archives can offer very little information on the subject.
Kassage: Did you see any ninjas on Halloween?

Me: No

Kassage: Of course you didn't! They're ninjas!
Kassage by nutterbutterbites November 10, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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