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Kassage is recondite

Little is known of where he came from, and one never knows where he truly is (he is a ninja). But one thing is certain: he will definitely be somewhere in the future.

The Illuminati.

Kassage is often spotted, albeit briefly, in social functions. After imbibing an unquantifiable amount of alcohol, he will propel himself into a debate on promiscuity. His public discourse can frustrate his companions. Such frustration is to be naturally expected when trying to comprehend Kassage's explanations; it would be akin to trying to fathom how a person could be in five places at the same time while simultaneously not existing.

I wish that I had more to say about Kassage, but, as you remember, he is a ninja, and archives can offer very little information on the subject.
Kassage: Did you see any ninjas on Halloween?

Me: No

Kassage: Of course you didn't! They're ninjas!
Kassage by nutterbutterbites November 10, 2010
Words you can keep

Aussie Kissage 

To perform a full body sensual massage on a woman punctuated by frequent kisses to the area being massaged, and then completing the massage with an australian kiss.
My girlfriend couldn't wait to get her next Aussie Kissage.
Aussie Kissage by TallandThick September 26, 2015
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A continuum of at least 20 kisses
I'll give her a kissage as soon as I see her.
Kissage by Asensire June 16, 2021
a massage given with the lips and tongue as kisses
My boyfriend gave me a full-body kissage last night. It was so much better than any Swedish or shiatsu.
kissage by Kisseur December 24, 2010

KassaDee 

This girl is beautiful. She is so kind and loving towards everyone who crosses her path. She is likely part of a large family and loves and cares for each and every One of her siblings. If you are lucky enough to know a KassaDee, keep them close to your heart and never let them go because they are beautiful inside and out.
Sibling: “ hey kass! Please could you help me with my homework?”
KassaDee : “ of course! No problem

kassadee 

A total bitch. The most judgmental person you're going to meet. She will stab you in the back many times until you finally stop giving her chances.
That Kassadee is ruining my life!
kassadee by Garet Garet Garet December 17, 2014
Kassadey can be a bitch she puts up with everyone’s bullshit but is a really beautiful person, she is a good dancer and or gymnast. Very flexible she is an only child. She loves everyone unless you get on her bad side. Kassadey is a good friend to have around !! she is very smart in school but her actions and words say other wise !
1. Wow Kassadey was a bitch today

2. Kassadey is so flexable!

3. Woah I’m going to date Kassadey
kassadey by Alexsis Dubai May 14, 2018
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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