Kassage
Kassage is recondite
Little is known of where he came from, and one never knows where he truly is (he is a ninja). But one thing is certain: he will definitely be somewhere in the future.
The Illuminati.
Kassage is often spotted, albeit briefly, in social functions. After imbibing an unquantifiable amount of alcohol, he will propel himself into a debate on promiscuity. His public discourse can frustrate his companions. Such frustration is to be naturally expected when trying to comprehend Kassage's explanations; it would be akin to trying to fathom how a person could be in five places at the same time while simultaneously not existing.
I wish that I had more to say about Kassage, but, as you remember, he is a ninja, and archives can offer very little information on the subject.
Little is known of where he came from, and one never knows where he truly is (he is a ninja). But one thing is certain: he will definitely be somewhere in the future.
The Illuminati.
Kassage is often spotted, albeit briefly, in social functions. After imbibing an unquantifiable amount of alcohol, he will propel himself into a debate on promiscuity. His public discourse can frustrate his companions. Such frustration is to be naturally expected when trying to comprehend Kassage's explanations; it would be akin to trying to fathom how a person could be in five places at the same time while simultaneously not existing.
I wish that I had more to say about Kassage, but, as you remember, he is a ninja, and archives can offer very little information on the subject.
Kassage by nutterbutterbites November 10, 2010
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